I once worked with a bunch of design geeks, and they loved Chuck Norris “Facts”, here you go boys!
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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