Posted by: Meagan | May 27, 2009

Random Facts: Chuck Norris

I once worked with a bunch of design geeks, and they loved Chuck Norris “Facts”, here you go boys!

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

For more amazing Chuck Norris “facts” click here.



  1. Haha those are so funny! When Chuck Norris is doing push-ups…:)

  2. chuck norris counted to infinity…….. twice! 🙂

  3. chuck norris can punch a cyclops in between the eyes! 🙂

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