My Dearest Gain Laundry Detergent,
I was in denial. I thought your commercials were silly, and overrated. How could a laundry soap move people to take someone else’s fabric softener? But when visiting family I was forced, yes I weep at the thought, forced to use you and… and I fell in love. I couldn’t stop smelling my laundry as I folded it. Opening the luggage just to get one more whiff and immediately going to the store once we got home to pick you up and bring you home. I immediately started washing clothes, any clothes, dirty clothes, clean clothes that were wrinkly, and then un-ashamed the clean clothes hanging in the closet that didn’t smell like you. I couldn’t help myself, I’m in love with the scent of you. I don’t even leave the laundry in piles on the couch anymore because I want to fold my laundry and sniff your wonderful perfume. This is our month and a half anniversary, and I just wanted to let you know that you are special, and will always hold a place in my laundry closet.
Hugs & Kisses,
P.S. I saw that there is now Gain dish soap! My dreams are coming true! You are so amazing and clever and I am so happy you are now part of my life!
See you soon!